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AUDI - Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW - Break My Windows
BMW - Brings More Women

CADILLAC - Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
CADILLAC - Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed

CHEVROLET - Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
CHEVROLET - Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
CHEVY - Can Hear Every Valve Yell

DODGE - Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

EDSEL - Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT - Failed In A Tunnel
FIAT - Fails In Attempted Turns

FORD - Fabricated Of Refried Dung
FORD - Fails On Rainy Days
FORD - Fixed Or Repaired Daily

G.M - General Maintenance

GMC - Garage Man’s Companion

HONDA - Had One, Never Do-that Again

HYUNDAI - How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive

JEEP - Just Eats Every Part
JEEP - Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

KIA - Killed In Action
KIA - Kills In Accidents

MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MAZDA - My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!

MERCEDES - Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans

MITSUBISHI - Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete

MUSTANG - Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go

NISSAN - Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
NISSAN - Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
PORSCHE - Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back
SAAB - Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

SUBARU - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
SUBARU - Sorry Unreal Bonzai Attempt at a Russian U-boat

TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
TOYOTA - Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass

TRIUMPH - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
TRIUMPH - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW - Virtually Worthless

VOLKSWAGEN - Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense

 

Ssangyong thì sao........?

 

Suzuki , Trườnghair auto thì sao ....:cuoisunrang:

 

BMW Be My Witch , Be My Wife , Be My Whore .... etc....:he:

 

BMW Be My Witch , Be My Wife , Be My Whore .Bring More Whores... etc....:he: